Shocking news coming out about the Paris airport attacker. Long story short, apparently he wasn't a practicing Methodist.

The 39-year-old suspected attacker killed at Paris’ Orly airport on Saturday after trying to wrestle away a soldier’s weapon had already crossed authorities’ radar for suspected Islamic extremism.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K? OMG! UNHEARD OF. HOLY SH!T BALLS, BATMAN!

Paris prosecutors said the suspect's house was among scores searched in November 2015 in the immediate aftermath of ISIS-led suicide bomb-and-gun attacks that killed 130 people in Paris. Those searches targeted people with suspected radical leanings.

The prosecutor's office said its anti-terrorism division was handling the investigation and had taken the attacker's father and brother into custody for questioning.

Um... France knew this tosser was a terrorist (sure, sure, they say "suspected" but let's be real here) all of a year and a half ago, but did jack diddly (or not enough jack diddly) to stop him from committing even MOAR terrorism. Nice job, France. Way to keep your actual citizens safe from the terrorists. What's the French translation for "sucks so hard"?

Here's the obvious question: Paris has been getting terrorist tenderized like a tough steak (see Yes, Paris Terrorist Attacks Look to be Islamic and Muslims Firebomb Bus in Paris. Umm… Media?). The attacker has been under investigation since November of last year.

How exactly is he, one year and four months later, still able to attack people at an AIRPORT of all places?

If you thought that question was purely rhetorical so that I may come in and answer the crap out of it, give yourself all the pats. Because I have some ideas, starting with their porous border situation, ending with too many Islamic peeps to monitor all at once. We call this kind of thing a "deluge." Also known as "a flood of suspected terrorists allowed into the country because actually Islam is seeking to take over Europe, and what better way than to infiltrate prissy European countries than by saying, 'Oh yeah, we're totally refugees! Ignore that most of us are military-aged single men. WE NEED THE HELPS! Let us in Europe, lest we call you hateful, racist bigots' and then, surprise, lots of these refugees and immigrants are terrorists."

France may want to work on an acronym for what I just described.

Too bad we didn't see any of this coming, oui? Oh, whoops. Actually, we did. Is it boastful and pompous of me to present these "told you so" stories, some from ISIS itself? If the shoe fits, show that mofo off at a fashion expo.

• PROOF: ISIS Used Refugees to Smuggle Terrorists, Bragged About it in Manifesto
• Europe Welcomes 'Innocent' Refugees, Who Turn Out to be ISIS Jihadists
• Surprise! New German Intelligence Report Confirms ISIS Posed as Refugees

And you wonder why people in America are concerned about Islamic extremism. Head-scratcher, that.

Idea: borders. Vetting. Background checks. Radical ideas, all, I know.

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