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August 16, 2023
News reports about old man arrested for inappropriately touching a little girl, "accidentally" shows Joe Biden
A 71-year-old man is accused of inappropriately touching a 12-year-old girl at a Walmart. In an unrelated story, a 78-year-old man is set to give his State of the Union Address. And a graphics editor at a local news network is about to be unemployed after confusing the two. As the anchor was about to tell the first story, a graphic about Joe Biden's SOTU flashed on the screen in the awesomest mistake in local news history.
We'll get to why in a bit. Even though I know that you know that I know that you know. First, watch the report. Standard viral video disclaimers. I'm mostly confident this is legit, but I've been fooled in the past. The clip is from 2022, but the deity or deities of content are blessing us today by making it go viral again.
The looks on the news anchors' faces are what makes this 10/10 content.
What could only make this better is if they showed a clip of the EIGHTY-year-old man inappropriately touching little girls. Or nibbling on them.
Yes, it was an accident. Or the graphic editor had already decided he was tired of this sh*t. The slip-up was his way of saying "I quit, b*tches" before putting on a DeSantis 2024 had and flipping off all the key grips. That's within the realm of possibility. But it most likely was just an error in the show map.
It's just the funniest mistake ever, what with Joe Biden's groping problem. Biden has a tough time around little girls when their shampoo smells like raspberries. Put them in pigtails and have them dance in front of him, Biden puts the "creep" in "Creepy Joe." It's why parents started teaching their daughters karate at a young age. You never know when Joe Biden is lurking.
But like I said, this was an unfortunate accident. Or not.
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