There are few things I enjoy more in this world than when OJ Simpson sounds off on current events. The man who critics say got away with murder after stabbing his ex-wife to death in the mid-90s -- independent fact-checkers will say he was found not guilty -- will cut it up on Twitter and occasionally take a stab at the news of the day. Over the weekend, he sliced up Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

Liberals have decided that Thomas, the one black conservative justice, is to blame for every decision they don't like when there are five perfectly good white conservative justices to choose from. That's when leftists aren't launching racist attacks against our Asian brothers and sisters. Simpson is no different. But in a discussion about the greatest athlete ever?

"If you took screwing as an athletic achievement, then I think Clarence Thomas would be the greatest athlete of all-time because he’s screwed – I’m an African American – he has screwed more people than anybody if you ask me."

The Supreme Court was on a roll this week, where the conservative majority came down on the right side of history with decisions on equality, free speech, and Joe Biden's unconstitutional student loan bailout. They were consequential decisions made by consequential people for consequential times. As for the inconsequential OJ spitting bars about Clarence Thomas, I feel it unnecessary to take him any more seriously than Justice Thomas takes him.

Instead, here are some cheap jokes about Simpson (allegedly) getting away with murder (according to critics).

Also, as far as who the greatest athlete is? Simpson even gets that wrong. It's 16-time competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut.

I'm sure I speak for all of America when I say if there's one thing We the People need now, it's a video of OJ Simpson skewering Hunter Biden. If OJ is looking to penetrate into the news of the day, he needs to either impale Hunter over them finding cocaine in the White House, or he needs to stick Joe Biden for denying his youngest granddaughter.

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