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July 29, 2023
Joe Biden "takes out the trash" and acknowledges his other granddaughter, then freaks out on reporter who asks about her
Friday is known as "take out the trash day" in White House politics. When an administration has news they don't want people to pay attention to, they release it after 5:00 on a Friday. In yesterday's dump, the White House finally acknowledged that Joe Biden has a seventh granddaughter... which they released via a supermarket tabloid. You can imagine how retched their internal polling numbers were.
To further illustrate what Joe Biden and his White House think of the topic, here is a dramatic interpretation of "Take Out the Trash Day":
Josh: Any stories we have to give the press that we're not wild about we give all in a lump on Friday.
Donna: Why do you do it on Friday?
Josh: Because no one reads the paper on Saturday.
To you youngbloods who are confused about what "the paper" means, in the olden days people consumed news content by reading blog posts on a collection of paper pages that were assembled and numbered.
Now Biden is claiming “this is not a political issue, it’s a family matter,” and that Jill (Hunter's stepmom who Hunter thinks is a "f*cking moron") only wants what is best for ALL of their grandchildren. Including Navy, the 7th he ignored prior to 5:00 eastern yesterday.
It SHOULD have been a family issue, and it would have if Biden had welcomed his seventh granddaughter to his family like a decent human being. As opposed to ordering his administration not to acknowledge her existence. Biden turned it into a political issue when they decided what a "great" paw paw Biden was would be a cornerstone of his election campaign.
This week when MSNBC was dispatched to repeat the "Biden's only crime is loving his son Hunter" talking point, they threw in "The President always makes a point that he speaks to all of his grandchildren every day." Even though it was complete bullsh*t.
And you can see Biden's true feelings by the way he lashes out at a reporter who asked about the topic. Of course, it was Doocy.
Joe Biden is as terrible a man and a human as he is a president.
What's the deal with Joe Biden denying he has a granddaughter?
Prior to Friday's tasteless news dump, Joe Biden only acknowledged having six grandkids. He actually has seven grandchildren. But the seventh is from his son Hunter Biden -- yes, THAT Hunter Biden -- knocking up his former assistant. There was a court case where Hunter, the president of the United States' son, refused child support and refused to let his daughter be acknowledged as a Biden.
It has since been worked out in court where Hunter will pay child support, but the girl is still forbidden from using Joe Biden's last name even though she is Hunter Biden's kid.
Reports say the granddaughter, 6, loves playing with her cousins, is learning to ride a bike, and one day wants to learn to hunt like her mom. She also knows her father is Hunter Biden and her grandfather is the president of the United States and speaks about the two of them frequently.
She only gets to watch alone on TV while her dad and President PawPaw play with their other kids.
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