Joe Biden was so angry that the Supreme Court was on the right side of history with its ruling against affirmative action, his handlers let him sit down with the media for an interview. By "media" I mean the news-based content creators at MSNBC. And by "interview," I mean a tongue bath given to him by Nicole Wallace, who is the Steve Schmidt of Joy Reids.

Point of information, here is National Political Correspondent for NBC News and MSNBC Steve Kornacki setting the stage on how America feels about affirmative action.

Now here's Joe Biden, whose job it is to protect and defend the Constitution, not knowing what the Constitution is. Not unlike other journalsimers and Supreme Court justices.

“And in that sense, it’s not as embracing of all, what I think the con—the Constitution says, ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created equal, endowed by their creator.’ ... The idea that there’s no right of privacy in the Constitution, giving states power that we fought a war over in 1860.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident..." is in the Declaration of Independence, Skippy. The Constitution is "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect... you know, the thing." Also, we fought a war in 1860, not 1960. But, you know. "What Biden meant to say was..."

In Joey's defense, he may have been in a rush. Traditionally, you wait until the cable news hit goes to commercial before getting up. Like, I don't know, everyone who has ever done a cable news hit ever has done. When you have an elderly man for president whose brain is Tapioca pudding, he gets confused easily.

Critics say he had to rush to the bathroom. "Poopy pants Biden" has dogged the president after an alleged "bathroom incident" before meeting the Pope in 2021. However, according to "independent" "fact" checkers, that never happened.

The Supreme Court is set to rule on another divisive issue, Joe Biden's student loan scam, today. We'll see if the President of the United States continues to sew mistrust in the institution of the Supreme Court regarding that decision as well.

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