Thank God for the internet. Without this brilliant invention of the United States government, you wouldn't be able to order Panera to be delivered to your door without ever having to look at the delivery person. Without the internet, little keyboard warriors couldn't act tough without the risk of physical harm. And without the world wide web, we'd probably never be made privy to such hilarious sights as two stripper-looking nuns throwing down with some less than sober visitors to Las Vegas.

I mean, does this video need any more of a preface than that? Other than shout out to the fine folks at OutKick!

Everything goes nutz in a split second. I don't know if the sounds you hear are the pieces of clothing getting ripped off or slaps to faces, but it sounds brutal! In no time at all, one nun is on the ground going one-on-one with another lady. The other nun, in just another moment, is down on the ground in a headlock in a three-on-one.

In the end, everyone is standing, people start walking off, and the nuns have lost a few pieces of clothing, the fight, and whatever dignity they may have had remaining. Luckily, the pasties held on like champs!

Now, old boy in the green shirt shouldn't have been getting handsy, but those nuns should've realized they were not dressed to throw down. A better course of action would've been to get some strapping young lad walking down the strip to defend their honor--or whatever metaphysical trait they may need defending because honor is not something I associate with strippers...

In the end, everyone in this video is a terrible person.

I was supposed to go to a conference in Vegas a couple of years ago. I'm glad it was canceled.

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