Ariel Winter. She has bewbs. She's fond of showing off her bewbs. But if you dare comment on said bewbage showing, you're a sexist pig, a hater or a body-shamer. How dare you.

Right. Well 'bout that, sweet Ariel. Click play to watch the time-coded rant...

So let's cut to the cleavage. If you're going to show your bewbs, you can't react poorly when people respond to said bewbage. Yeah? This shouldn't be hard.

Modern Feminism.

Yet in this day in age, one is apparently not allowed to comment on bewbs in anyway whatsoever, lest you're called a sexist. Or a woman-hater. All of this is particularly unfair to men. Men like bewbs. They like looking at bewbs. I didn't think this was such a mystery. Related NEW FEMINIST CAUSE: Going Topless on #GoTopless Day. Don't Stare, You Sexist!

Yes, I know it's "boobs." Also tits, ta-tas, knockers, jugs.

Trigger-warning: references to breasts.

This is modern feminism. Over-sexualize yourself, put yourself out there for "approval," get comments from men who you know like the sisters, then try to shame them for liking what you knew they'd like. It's not fair. Ask me again why I despise modern, SJW feminism.

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