What’s the difference between a modern (SJW) feminist and the feminists of the early 20th century? Practically everything. For starters, the early feminists wanted equal rights like the right to vote. Modern feminists want to limit rights, like free speech, because they’re a bunch of cottonheaded-ninnymuggins who have no problem dishing it out but refuse to take it. We have a plethora of examples of feminists advocating for censorship because they’re feelings get hurt when people call them out on their crap.

Now the UN has been petitioned by feminist cis-queens Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian to censor and monitor social media for possible sexual harassment. Yes, really.

“The respect for and security of girls and women must at all times be front and center,” the report reads, not only for those “producing and providing the content,” but also everyone with any role in shaping the “technical backbone and enabling environment of our digital society.”

How that would actually work, we don’t know; the report is light on concrete, actionable policy. But it repeatedly suggests both that social networks need to opt-in to stronger anti-harassment regimes and that governments need to enforce them proactively.

So feminists can’t take the heat. They can’t bear to maybe, I don’t know, turn off their machines or even take control over their own emotions. “Trigger warnings” are for pansies who have zero control over their own feelings.

Sarkeesian defined this as not just the violence that the group has formed to combat, but also the “day-to-day grind of ‘You’re a liar,’ ‘You suck’ … making all of these hate videos on a regular basis to attack us and the mobs that come from those hate videos.”

Question for Ms. Sarkeesian: Will she speak out against the women who threw condoms at Carly Fiorina? Will she speak out against women who are violent against people who do not agree with them? Like these lovely broads in Paul Joseph Watson’s video “How to Spot a Feminist”?

No? Any takers?

If you’re still on the non-white-picket fence about whether or not Modern (SJW) feminism is for you, ask yourself, did you cry today about “the patriarchy”? When a man dared to compliment you on your looks, did you call him a sexist? When you’re out with friends, and a man suggests he wants to spend more time with you and/or that he finds you attractive, do you go home with him, sleep with him, regret it the next day and cry “RAPE”? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you’re not only a pathetic human being, you’re a perfect candidate for modern feminism. Do you go to Feminist Film Festivals too?

If you answered no, it’s probably because you think women are strong enough to take care of their own darn selves and can deal with life as it’s handed to you. You may also like men as men, think unborn baby boys and girls should also have the right to life, and you may even have a white picket fence, you conformist. I can say that to you chicas because you actually have a sense of humor and won’t take all this BS so freaking personally. Kudos!

~Written by Courtney Kirchoff