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The "Butt Sniffing Bandit" is at it again. No, it's not deja vu. We have, in fact, been here before. Meet Calese Carron Crowder (no relation).

You know that thing that happens on the Internets where old stories get passed off as new stories because these clicks don't bait themselves? I spent an abnormal amount of time making sure this wasn't one of those. Crowder (no relation) was arrested a few days ago for sniffing butts at a California Walgreens. The month before? He was arrested for sniffing butts at a California Nordstrom Rack.

“While in the women’s section, the suspect was observed following a female customer, crouching near her, and engaging in lewd behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks," authorities added.

Crowder was charged with one count of loitering with intent to commit a crime for the July 22 incident. His bail was set at $100,000.

Burbank, to be specific. He's the Burbank Butt Sniffing Bandit. He gets caught. He gets jailed. He gets out (after all, it's California). And the first thing he does? He sniffs more butts! Like, our dude got caught in July, made bail, and went right back to sniffing butts.

This is where the deja vu comes in. We covered Crowder (no relation) first being caught sniffing butts way back in 2023. Yes, he has been sniffing butts for at least two years now, and shows no signs of stopping. Why would he? It's a revolving door of butt-sniffing.

And as reported TWO YEARS AGO, mans had a lengthy rap sheet then that dated back to 2011.

Crowder previously served in state prison on burglary and robbery charges and had been sentenced in February to a year in jail for indecent exposure in Santa Clarita, court records show.

Detectives have been chasing Crowder for years.

So, detectives had been looking to put an end to Crowder's (no relation) running for two years. They caught him sniffing butts in 2023. Two years later, he was caught sniffing butts again... and again.

That leaves the obvious question...what happened over the past two years? Maybe Crowder (no relation) got clean. Kicked the butt-sniffing monkey off his back. Got himself an apartment and a decent job at an insurance company. Then, one day, he was at a Walgreens to pick up a prescription... where he saw a butt and couldn't help himself.

Now he's back on the butts and back to running from the law. If you live in the Burbank area and have a decent posterior, make sure you watch your six.

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