We live in truly stupid times. With a truly stupid internet. People actually get viciously upset when you’re praying. Depending on what for. Praying after a tragedy is bad. Praying that Prince George goes gay is apparently wokeAF. For some reason, Chris Pratt praying for Kevin Smith after a heart attack falls in to the outraged category. Pratt should have demanded common sense heart attack reform. What an ignorant hater.
Most of us normals were “surprised” to see all the hateful attacks against Pratt. So was Kevin Smith.
The comments are around the 12:00 mark. Facebook is still too busy screwing up its algorithms to let me time stamp videos. You’ll have to scrub all by yourself. I believe in you.
Poor Chris Pratt, one of my favorite actors on the planet, f*****g put up a nice tweet, where he’s just like “Hey man, I don’t know you that much but I love ‘Clerks’ and I’m praying for you” and and apparently people were like, ‘F**k your prayers’ and attacked him and s**t.
And number one, thanks to Chris Pratt, how sweet was that? Number two, please don’t fight over stuff like that. It’s a waste of time. Whether you’re religious or not, someone saying “I’ll pray for you,” it’s good intentions.
I wonder about the conversation where Smith found out internet trolls took a steaming shit on a good guy with some good intentions.
Jay: What’s up, Lunchbox? You fat f***. Look at you having a massive heart attack and s***.
Silent Bob: What happened?
Jay: You passed out and the some d***heads on Internet attacked Starlord for praying for you.
Silent Bob: What the f*** is the Internet?
Ben Affleck: The Internet is a communication tool used the world-over where people can come together to bitch about movies and download porn.
Silent Bob: I feel like this is some bad movie.
You may need to have some knowledge of Smith’s movies to understand how funny that was. Trust me, it’s funnier than Jersey Girl. Then again, so is herpes.
In the real world of decency, manners, and Basic Humanity 101, no one who just had a heart attack is going to give you a sanctimonious lecture for praying for him. At least no one who isn’t a leftist atheist douchelord. Those fools tend to stay closeted in the real world. Something about exposure to air. Having to feed themselves. Lizard monsters. Who knows. But the hateful little trolls love to scream behind their walls of digital anonymity. Such brave little hobbitses.
Glad to see Kevin Smith is on the mend.