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Before we get to Riley Gaines sacrificing what little dignity Keith Olbermann had left on the altar of content, please enjoy this tweet about Keith Olbermann from eleven years ago. This is a year after Keithums got fired from MSNBC and started his desperate attempt to maintain any credibility.

Today's drama begins with Gaines mocking a state senator for not knowing what a woman was. Even worse, a presumably FEMALE senator! Everyone here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website stan Riley, so you no doubt know her story. She's a collegiate champion swimmer turned women's rights activist who speaks out about protecting women's sports and female athletes from having opportunities taken from them by male competitors who now claim to be female competitors.

Gaines doesn't want to see these male athletes rob girls of opportunities like scholarships and being able to discover themselves as they learn, grow, and develop. Basically, the same opportunities Lia Thomas was afforded when she was Will Thomas. Riley also believes other girls shouldn't forced to see Lia's weiner in the locker room.

Olbermann, on the other hand, is a crusty old leftist twat who tweeted "derpity derp, Riley's a transphobe who sucks at swimming." As X user reminded the nasty, stupid, unsuccessful Keith Olbermann that "Dude... you're Keith Olberman," he doubled down on the derp that Gaines was a "nasty, stupid, unsuccessful transphobe."

So Riley showed off her trophies.

Tons of SEC trophies. Multiple NCAA trophies. A scholar award. And a record she still holds that makes her one of the fastest human beings of all time.

Olbermann rants about Trump from his kitchen.

I do feel bad Riley broke that one trophy though. I have a suggestion where she can deposit it, but it would require her to be in the same room with Keith Olbermann. And eww, gross.

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