Right-wing firebrand Riley Gaines has stepped in it this time. The outspoken critic of boys who say they're girls competing against girls who are girls in girls' scholastic sports (and those same "girls" rocking out around the girls' locker rooms with their c*cks out) has had a video deleted from TikTok. Not sure why, but I'm sure she committed some hate crime or another by...

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Wait, this can't be right.

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Eating cereal?

I believe this is what the TikTokers call a "duet." You take someone else's video and place it side by side with you reacting to the video. But Gaines didn't even react. She enjoyed her Corn Flakes while a beautiful, brave, and mentally stable...eir(?)...

...declared xer different neopronouns.

Like most Big Tech platforms that have "hate speech" "policies," they never explain why or how you violated them. It could be the dismissive way Gaines ate cereal while dueting with Xem. While neopronouns seem silly to you or me or the LGBQ+ community, they are something that needs to be taken seriously. We know this because CNN, a legitimate source of news and information, wrote a big article on them.

And contrary to what you may have heard, hearing someone declare their neopronouns will not turn you or your kid trans. Though it may turn them into a Republican.

Gaines isn't known to shy away from controversy. She even revels in starting it. Back in April, she recklessly caused an angry mob to attempt to kill her by the way she insisted on giving a speech and expressing opinions they disagreed with.

The former NCAA swimmer also refuses to find common ground. When a school official told Gaines they found a compromise in letting boys use the girls' locker room by declaring it no longer a girls' locker room, Gaines ran to a Congressional committee to complain.

Riley Gaines stubbornly insists on pushing herbeliefs in science, biology, and common sense on the internet no matter who is hurt by them. But I think we can all admit that yeeting someone's content for eating cereal is kinda silly.

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