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No, John Fetterman isn't a secret conservative. Maybe the cats from Old Row hacked into the Fetterman iPad that tells him what to say. But there is nothing we can do about him until 2026, so we might as well sit back and enjoy the content. Don't have such a giant stick up your rectum you can't laugh at him clapping back at a pro-Hamas heckler, "Jokes on you, I had a stroke. I can't understand what you're saying."

Yesterday, Fetterman wanted to get something for his ethically challenge friend "Bobby from Jersey." He bought a Cameo message from now-former congressman George Santos. Yes, Santos, suddenly in need of income, is on Cameo now.

"Hey, Bobby. I don't think I need to tell you, but these people that want to make you get in trouble and want to kick you out and make you run away. You make them put up or shut up! Don't get bogged down by all that haters out there. Stay strong!"

It was for disgraced DEMOCRAT Senator Bob Menendez. As in, the same political party Fetterman is a part of. George Santos couldn't even.

As we know, Menendez was just indicted on an insane amount of corruption and bribery charges that included getting caught with a stack of gold bars. Like, actual bars made of gold. Bricks of gold. It's like something out of a cartoon.

Matt Gaetz dropped a few bars of his own on the matter.

The difference is Menendez is a Democrat, and therefore, the rules don't apply to him. Fetterman, to his credit, is the ONLY ONE willing to hold a member of his team accountable for crimes. On a recent episode of The View, the shrill harpies around the table were hoping Fetterman would take shots at the now-former Republican congressman. Jokes on them!

"We have a colleague in the Senate that's actually done much more sinister kinds of things. He needs to go. If you are going to expel Santos, how can you allow Menendez to remain in the Senate? Menendez is really a Senator for Egypt, not New Jersey.”

Fetterman better watch himself. If he isn't careful and goes against his party too much, he's going to find himself on the wrong end of an FBI investigation and/or sexual assault allegations.

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