What makes someone wake up and decide to be a hero? Police put on their badge every morning knowing they may not make it home to their families. Nurses have been on the frontlines for the entire pandemic, only taking the occasional mental health break on TikTok. Then you have this guy. He woke up, grabbed a megaphone, and decided to sing a song about which orifice you can shove your v*ccine mandate up.

Set to the tune of the children's classic "She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain." Because, obviously.

You can stick your v*ccine mandate up your *ss,
You can stick your v*ccine mandate up your *ss,
You can stick your v*ccine mandate,
You can stick your v*ccine mandate,
You can stick your v*ccine mandate up your *ss!

What makes this 11/10 content, besides the fact I haven't stopped laughing, is how our hero was so non-challant about it. My man was just walking up and down the aisles singing into a megaphone about shoving v*ccine mandates up your poopshoot. The video picks up once the employee realized what was going on. Yet, even as this troubadour was being escorted out of the store, he didn't run, panic, or pick up his pace. He just casually sang his way out of the store.

I don't even think our dude worked for the store. Just a freedom-loving patriot exercising his freedom of speech while he still has it. On behalf of a grateful internet, sir, thank you!

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