Sheriff of Broward County Suspended by Florida Governor
You might recall Sheriff Scott Israel of Broward Country, Florida. He's the world-class douchenugget whose dumbassery contributed to the tragedy at Parkland. You could also say he's responsible in part for putting that anthropomorphic gonad pimple, David Hogg, in the spotlight. So, needless to say, the guy isn't likely to be on Santa's nice list.
After a year of inaction, newly-elected Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just bitchslapped Scotty. All the way to the unemployment line.
See for yourself:
The Florida sheriff whose office responded to the massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland will be suspended by the state's new governor Friday, a source familiar with the process told CNN.
Gov. Ron DeSantis will suspend embattled Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel over the handling of the 2018 mass shooting, in which 17 students and teachers were killed by a former student.
The governor is expected to make the official announcement at 3 p.m. at the Broward County public safety complex, during an event billed as "a message on holding government officials accountable."
The Broward County Sheriff's Office would not comment on the report.
It's about time that incompetent dicklord got what was coming to him. Maybe if he wasn't too busy admiring the paint job on his new Charger, he'd have noticed the buttload of people warning him about the Parkland shooter.
Lucky for everyone in his county, they can rest easy now, knowing they're no longer under the "protection" of a Keystone Cop reject.
If, God forbid, there's ever another shooting in Broward County, hopefully Israel's successor will know what he's doing. He might let paramedics attend to dying kids. Not order his deputies to stand down. Take responsibility for his actions instead of blaming boomsticks.
Thankfully, we can check at least this one Parkland douchemeister off the list. Though, not everyone to come out of Parkland is a villainous snotweasel:
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