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James Talarico took a break from claiming without evidence that the most un-Christian Democrat Party policies are totally Christian to go after another sacred cow: Cows. Talarico bragged about how his campaign will ONLY buy vegan products. And that in order to save us from climate change, we need to give up eating meat. Yes, in Texas. He said this in Texas.

The streets are saying the above clip is from 2022, which leads me to two questions. The first one is, did no one on Jasmine Crockett's campaign ever hear of the words "opposition research?" Or is this more of a thing where they all agree with him, but because he says it while being a white man, it "gives permission" for other whites to vote for him? You know, the same logic behind making Tim Walz vice president.

But the larger question is this...are we being punked? Because I'm having a hard time believing James Talarico is a real person. This has to be performance art, or at some point, Borat or the Impractical Jokers will jump out and tell us we've been pranked. "James Talarico" is actually an actor named Kyle. They wanted to see how many Texans they could con into voting for him running as a slightly less socialist NYC candidate.

This can't just be part of the Democrat "Virginia Agenda," where they claim a socialist candidate is a "moderate" knowing that the content creators in legacy media lack the dignity or self respect to push back on it. Then, after they con voters into electing the "moderate" candidate, they start arresting people for thinking an anti-trans meme was funny.

Here's Talarico on the, quote, "Raging Moderates," apologizing for some of his past comments, like accusing white people of spreading a virus. He's not apologizing for what he said. Just that, had he known he'd be running statewide in Texas and that voters might hold his past comments AS AN ELECTED OFFICIAL against him, he would have worded it differently.

If I'm John Paxton or Ken Cornyn, I'm just touring Texas BBQ places and eating brisket while I play this clip in the back on a loop. Maybe hit up a few taco stands too.

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