[Video] Feminists Shame You for Not Finding Bearded Ladies Attractive
Feminists come in all different shapes, sizes, and mental deficiencies. Some have blue hair, some are butch-cutted. Some are thin, but most are cankled. Some are even decidedly hairy. We've already seen feminists proudly display their armpit fleece. But these women in the video below are even braver than that - and therefore get more feminist points - because they're showing off something even more bewildering; hair of the facial kind. Gasp.
They're affected by hirsutism, which is "excessive hair growth in a male pattern." And they want you to, like, just stop judging them for it already. Gosh.
Take it away, bearded ladies!
Despite their variety of looks, you'll notice all modern feminists seem to share at least one thing in common: blaming their woes upon an evil oppressor (society, the patriarchy, etc). Which is basically the whole point of this Marie Claire feature. From the article:
There's an Italian saying: "Donna barbuta, sempre piaciuta," which is sometimes translated to "everyone loves a woman with a beard."
Hmm. Never heard that one before.
It's a lovely sentiment, but it's not true. If it were, hirsute women wouldn't avoid social situations because they're self-conscious about their hair.
"It's sad that women feel like they need to live under a restrictive ban of facial hair," Samson says of how narrowly we define femininity. Many men might not be secure enough to stand proudly next to a partner who displays a stereotypically masculine feature.
Or maybe they just don't find it attractive. Look, my condolences for whatever hormonal Chernobyl is wreaking havoc on these girls' lady parts. Nobody is holding a razor to their face. These ladies should feel free to walk hairy. But society should also feel free to not be attracted to their face fur.
If feminists want to encourage face farming and masturbearding, have at it! Except it doesn't end there. They keep trying to hijack "beautiful" and change its definition so it includes them (and these hairrorists).
Physical attraction doesn't work that way. It isn't a tolerant thing. It cares not about your delicate feelings or face pubery. Or chinitals.
Finding Madam Moustache unsightly and, dare I say it, unfeminine isn't a crime. Yet Marie Claire made this video to shame you, and somehow the entire male gender, for it. All under the guise of "celebrating" the plight of a few gals who have wooly mugs.
It's all rather shallow. Hairy or not, these women are human beings and don't need the false validation of feeling "pretty" to have value as people. Read OPINION: Sorry, Not Everyone is ‘Beautiful.' And That’s a Good Thing…
Hint: it's not attractive.
So furry feminists, leave beautiful alone and get your own word instead. Might I suggest "beardiful."
Goodness. You'd think these people would get tired of being wrong all the time.