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EXCLUSIVE! The Joys of Communism: Elijah Schaffer's Live Tour of CHAZ!

Courtney Kirchoff
June 15, 2020

Seattle Mayor Jenny Dirken has said she thinks/hopes that maybe CHAZ (now CHOP) would turn into "free love." According to Elijah Schaffer, who is on the ground in Seattle's stinky utopia, the "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone" is anything but free love. Unless we're defining love as an abundance of failure, destruction, and an inability to understand basic horticulture. While CHAZ is an illustration of the lows and lower lows of communism, Schaffer's coverage on Louder with Crowder was high with laughter. Also, shrooms.

EXCLUSIVE! The Joys of Communism: Elijah Schaffer's Live Tour of CHAZ! | Louder With Crowder youtu.be

My favorite part is how these dirty black-clad hippies can't seem to understand that one cannot simply dump Miracle Grow on the ground, throw in a few plants, and expect a Thanksgiving cornucopia. And people wonder why we advocate home-schooling.

A social movement might get started with a little virtue signaling, but reality must abide by the laws of nature. You can't just wish something into existence. You cannot just wish communism to work for it to work. Magic mushrooms might help you think it works, but you'd be mistaken. Similarly, spray painting walls doesn't transform the sprayer into a titan of thought.

Do you have any good names for citizens of CHAZ?

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