Today marks the one-year anniversary of the Supreme Court being on the right side of history and overturning Roe v Wade. Now if you live in pro-abortion states like New York and California... nothing for you has changed. There are still some birthing people who have yet to calm down about it. Top of the list is woke hardo Demi Lovato with her new pro-abortion anthem "Swine."

Don't look at me. She titled her own song. She's also the one who said she is doing it for all the "birthing people." I'm guessing she means women.

"It’s been one year since the Supreme Court's decision to dismantle the constitutional right to a safe abortion," says Lovato showing complete ignorance of the Supreme Court, the Constitution, and Roe v Wade. "I want this song to empower not only the birthing people of this country but everyone who stands up for equality, to embrace their agency and fight for a world where every person's right to make decisions about their own body is honored."

Lovato only shared sixteen seconds of this third-trimester banger sure to be a hit on TikTok videos and half-empty WNBA games. The first verse, though, is where the song truly shines. And I'm just joking about the half-empty WNBA games. They would have to paper the houses to get attendance up that high.

God forbid, I wanna suck whatever the f*ck I wanna
God forbid, I wanna f*ck whoever the f*ck I want and
If he c*ms, I guess I gotta be a mother

Now everyone sing along with the chorus.

My blood, my loins
My lungs, my noise
It's mine
Or I'm just swine

Demi Lovato was known for pop hits like "Confident," "Cool for the Summer," and "Heart Attack." Then when her career started to falter she decided they/them was non-binary in 2021. In 2022, they decided that them was really a she/her, though still gender fluid. In 2023, she explained being a they/them was too difficult, so they went back to being she/her.

Oh. And at some point in the middle, I think she banged an alien. Or maybe they banged an alien. Not the illegal kind. The from outer space kind.

At least Lovato didn't have a troupe of dancers dressed up like The Handmaid's Tale twerking as she drops the chorus. We'll see if this song survives and further than her tweet and conservative bloggers making fun of her.

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