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We The Content demand a mayoral race between The Zohran and our second greatest living president, Dave Portnoy. El Pres merely mentioning he's exploring the idea automatically makes him the frontrunner. Which, sure, is a sign of how pathetic and sad the NYC GOP is because lord knows they won't recruit anyone. But for an independent like Portnoy who famously hates it -- HATES IT -- when you make him talk about politics, to feel compelled to be called to service, it's almost as patriotic as seeing our new Eurofriends discover how awesome BBQ and air conditioning are.

Portnoy broke the news last night, declaring that he "might run against Mamdani" because he feels like he "could make a change." Adding, "I've had a real job, I've done real things, unlike these clown politicians who have never had a job."

And I know what you're thinking, "C'mon now, Brodigan. He was shilling for a book on Fox News. Be serious."

Sure, I guess. But he's all we've got right now. Plus I start vacation in a few days, and it's either this or write about algae or the Iran deal.

Truth be told, he would be a great candidate. As I said, it's not like NYC has an opposition party other than Democrats who admit they're commies running against Democrats who pretend they're not.

The heads of the five families (the NYC GOP county chairs) do nothing to build a bench or recruit a candidate to run on the GOP side. Then, when Curtis Sliwa is the only one willing to run, they demand that he drop out to make things easier for...Andrew Cuomo.

Yes, the same Andrew Cuomo who was governor during COVID. Republicans, conservatives, and MAGA Americans were demanding that Sliwa drop out so that someone only marginally better than The Zohran could defeat The Zohran. And that's what passes for a NYC GOP.

Portnoy has the perfect story. He's a successful businessman who pulled himself up by the bootstraps and created one of the largest media companies on the internets. He was forced out of the state due to NY's insane taxes and migrated to Florida with so many other successful New Yorkers. Civic duty and patriotism are calling him back to fix the city he loves, outside of its sports teams (though lately he shares our hatred of the Red Sox).

As opposed to The Zohran and his acolytes, who view the city as nothing but a vessel to destroy Western Civilization and who say America deserved 9/11.

Will Portnoy run? Hey, stranger things have happened. Like The Zohran being allowed to have the second-most important job in America, behind the president. Dave Portnoy running for mayor could be the thing that finally brings most Americans together. He needs to do it for America.

Or at least do it for the content. These clicks don't bait themselves.

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Brodigan is Grand Poobah of this here website and when he isn't writing words about things enjoys day drinking, pro-wrestling, and country music. You can find him on the Twitter too.

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