These people aren't going to be satisfied until Netflix cancels The Ranch on me. "These people," meaning the people around Danny Masterson. I may be a jerk, but victims (alleged) of rape > a TV show I like. Fair?

Just when you thought Masterson and his (alleged) rapey ways couldn't get worse (see ‘That 70s Show’ Actor Danny Masterson Allegedly Raped FOUR Women. They Were Silenced…), here comes his publicist. Pro-tip: when you start a sentence, "it can't be rape if..." when defending what may be a serial rapist, stop talking. Quit your job. Possibly consider setting yourself on fire. Twice.

"Seemed so illogical," much like how this idiot got a job as a PR rep.

Chrissie Bixler, who dated Masterson for six years, has accused the actor of raping her while she was unconscious at least twice during their relationship.

Bixler told the Huffington Post that the Church of Scientology — to which she belonged at the time and Masterson still belongs — convinced her that the assault wasn’t rape.

“Because your boyfriend tells you it’s not rape if you’re in a relationship and then his church covers it up. #WhyWomenDontReport,” she wrote.

At that time, Bixler told the Huffington Post, she was contacted by another alleged victim who also accused Masterson of raping her.

Quick side note and speaking of the Church of Scientology, am I the only one who noticed the recent John Travolta accusations seemed to go away rather quickly? Like, faster than the paparazzi trying to catch Travolta getting his toupee serviced. Or, getting himself serviced. In a massage parlor. Because as The Family Guy has tried telling us, none of this is surprising.

Back to Masterson though, the LAPD has allegedly been investigating the alleged rapes since March. I say allegedly investigating, because there are rumors even the LAPD has ties to Scientology. Yet it seems so illogical these women waited so long to come forward? Illogical is believing in Xenu. Women being afraid of speaking out against Ashton Kutcher's best friend when he has a powerful cult organization behind him isn't.

Only a follower of Xenu could have curls like that. I'm just saying.

Just more proof that rape culture is real. It exists mostly in Hollywood.

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