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December 13, 2023
Watch: Dana White tries convincing Tucker Carlson that you're not a "patriot" unless you're drinking "gallons" of Bud Light
I'm pro-Dana White and don't fault any American for getting that bag. But his comments to Tucker Carlson cross into selling out. They also imply he doesn't respect your intelligence and are easily manipulated by buzzwords.
Dana, who is getting a hundred million dollars from Bud Light, claims you aren't a "patriot" if you don't drink the beer. No word on if the boycott was ackshually a deep state psyop on behalf of the regime like Taylor Swift is, but time will tell.
"If you consider yourself a patriot, you should be drinking gallons of Bud Light" White says to believe him when he tells us. "Take it from someone who is in the know who does business with beer companies. You are more in line with Bud Light than you are with any other beer company."
Anheuser-Busch is headquartered in Belgium and is a global corporation. Personally, I find myself more in line with any of the local breweries where I live that are owned by Americans. But hey, different strokes.
Thought to be fair, not all conservatives were on board with the boycott.
I know the media likes to play the Bud Light boycott up as conservatives lashing out over "inclusion" -- remember, only progressives are allowed to protest companies for political reasons -- but what cost the company B-B-B-BILLIONS of dollars was the apolitical people in the center. Moderate Americans who rejected radical NYC progressives trying to ram a social agenda down the throats of people who were just trying to enjoy beer.
Let's remember how we got here:
1. Social media erupted in mockery when the beer hired controversial titface performer Dylan Mulvaney to sponsor their March Madness campaign. Passing over the thousands and thousands of women who are college basketball fans, they hired Dylan who, in his portrayal as a girl, presented as one too basic to know what March Madness was.
2. Now disgraced marketing executive Alissa Heinerscheid went viral for a podcast appearance where she sh*t on Bud Light customers as fratty and out of touch.
3. In response to the growing anger of apolitical beer drinkers, the company released ads that were so over-the-top pandering, they exposed how little the NYC-based company thought of Bud Light's middle-class American customer base. Every corporation has been doing it. Bud Light was one company too far, and Americans made an example out of them.
To Dana's point that the other beer companies are "less aligned" with "patriots" than Bud Light is, that may be. Customers still decided if they wanted to drink cheap beer from a company that hated them, they'd switch to one smart enough not to say so out loud.
If you want to make the case that the boycott was affecting the blue-collar, middle-class employees involved with the company, that's fair. If you want to go the middleweight champion Sean Strickland route and use the opportunity to force an apology out of Bud Light, it's even better.
Dana White claiming you aren't a "patriot" if you don't drink a beer that is giving him a buttload of money is the fight game's version of saying the Left is going to destroy the constitution unless you donate $100 to the Liberty MAGA Freedom Eagle 1776 PAC. Though, if you do, you'll get a 3X match.
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