Watch: Comedian confronts man who preys on 14-year-olds to play the "NewlyPED Game" and it's absolutely amazing
I had to triple-check that this wasn't satire, but no, it's very real. Comedian Collin Shumaker said this is episode three of his pedophile hunting-turned-game show series. He tracked down a pedo named David who sent a "14-year-old" (Collin) pictures. Collin explained that, due to his actions, he's now on the "Newlyped Game," and if he answers three out of five questions correctly, Collin won't call the police. (This is a lie. He does, in fact, report the pedos to the police, regardless of their gameshow performance.)
This man did seem to have some sort of mental problem and definitely struggled to answer the questions. Collin's first question was, "what year was the model T invented?" And he said 1970. The answer was 1908.
Collin then asked, "what is five plus seven?" He had to use his fingers to count to 12. Collin's last question was, "how old was the child you were sending photos to?" And David of course answered correctly - 14.
Even though he got three questions right, Collin clairified that he will obviously still be turning him in to the police before showing some of the chat logs they have between David and the "14-year-old".
Collin sent a few messages that said, "I'm in high school still cuz I'm 14. What do you do for work David?"
David replied, "I am looking for a job. Babe. I love you Craig."
David later sent "Craig" a loooong stream of messages that said, "Craig I love you babe. May I ask you something else. Does your mom and dad know you are gay." He also called him his "sexy boyfriend Craig," told him he loved him, and sent a shirtless selfie.
I never thought I would laugh at a pedophile-bust video, but here we are. The gameshow format is quite creative and a good blend of comedy and pedophile hunting.
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