Clay Travis Doubles Down on "First Amendment and Boobs" in Epic Twitter Battle
Have we drafted Clay Travis to run for Senate yet? Seriously, him and Kid Rock (see HERO: Clay Travis on CNN Says "I believe in the First Amendment and Boobs." Yes, Really! and Video: Kid Rock Gives His First Fiery ‘Campaign Speech’ in Detroit).
Actually, there's something I have to get out of the way.
I may or may not be writing this entire blog post as an excuse to use that .gif (pronounced with a hard "g"). Ok, let's continue.
CNN was SO offended by Clay Travis.
(HOW OFFENDED WERE THEY)
They were sooooooo offended that...they invited him back on the network?
CNN is so offended that they already called me and asked if I could come back on Monday. Too perfect.— Clay Travis (@Clay Travis)1505507821.0
CNN's now lying & saying they didn't invite me back on for Monday. I'll play voicemail for everyone on tomorrow's @outkick show. #fakenews— Clay Travis (@Clay Travis)1505516497.0
Here's the funny thing, besides BOOBIES. Clay Travis, I'm sure will admit, makes his living saying dumb and/or offensive things. Like most people who earn an honest living that way, the more you overreact to him saying those things, the better it is for his career. You would think the left, who claims to be seriously outraged all the time, would have caught on by now. You would think that, yet late on a Friday afternoon "boobs" was trending all across the internet. Boobs. It's 2017. I thought by now we all knew everyone loves boobs. Okay.
Actually, the leftist outrage here is almost causing sensory overload. Something that Travis is having fun with.
Hey @BrookeBCNN how did you not faint when Kathy Griffin said nipple & Don Lemon got his nipple pierced live on TV? https://t.co/LRMr50n0C3— Clay Travis (@Clay Travis)1505515131.0
Liking boobs makes you a white supremacist, guys. https://t.co/CU1qrqXUC4— Clay Travis (@Clay Travis)1505515767.0
I love that this is a Washington Post headline. The paper that broke Watergate! https://t.co/UahnP11kAB— Clay Travis (@Clay Travis)1505514494.0
Who else thinks Clay Travis is having a moment?
Sage this comeback is even worse than your QBR. Which is saying something. https://t.co/ERFTYAYmrK— Clay Travis (@Clay Travis)1505510417.0
This is like the 4 billionth most controversial thing said on your own talk show back when you had a career in 1991. https://t.co/yV3EOLKGSb— Clay Travis (@Clay Travis)1505509589.0
I have so many speaking engagement offers rolling in right now from across the country that I think I could retire now.— Clay Travis (@Clay Travis)1505521951.0
I'm not one to throw around the word "hero" a lot, but Clay may be the greatest hero this country has ever seen.
We are all Clay Travis.