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You know that thing that happens on the Internets where old stories get passed off as new stories because these clicks don't bait themselves? I spent an abnormal amount of time making sure this wasn't one of those. The "Butt Sniffing Bandit" is at it again. No, it's not deja vu. We have, in fact, been here before. Meet Calese Carron Crowder (no relation).

He got arrested for sniffing butts again. Because upon being released from jail...again...he went right back to sniffing butts. If nothing else, at least this is a funny story of a reoffender. Usually, these stories of blue-states re-releasing criminals over and over again involve violent acts against victims. If Crowder (no relation) is guilty of anything, it's that he loves sniffing butts too much.

We covered Crowder (no relation) first being caught sniffing butts way back in 2023. Yes, he has been sniffing butts for at least three years now, and shows no signs of stopping. Why would he? It's a revolving door of butt-sniffing.

And as reported TWO YEARS AGO, mans had a lengthy rap sheet then that dated back to 2011.

Crowder previously served in state prison on burglary and robbery charges and had been sentenced in February to a year in jail for indecent exposure in Santa Clarita, court records show.

Detectives have been chasing Crowder for years.

So, detectives had been looking to put an end to Crowder's (no relation) running for two years. Caught him. Released him. Then in 2023, he was caught sniffing butts again... and again.

Here we are, another year later. You would think Crowder (no relation) would clean up his act. Kick the butt-sniffing monkey off his back. Get himself an apartment and a decent job at an insurance company. Leave his butt-sniffing behind him.

Nope.

Glendale PD said they received a call about a suspicious man shortly after 3:30 p.m. on Friday at an unidentified business in the 1500 block of Glenoaks Boulevard. The man was seen “hunkered down” in the aisles and appeared to be “sniffing someone out,” according to police.

As officers were finishing up their response to that call, they got another from the Marshalls at Brand Boulevard and Broadway reporting a similar incident. He was arrested for violating his parole and will remain in custody until his hearing, according to Glendale PD.

What do you do with Crowder (no relation) at this point? Maybe he needs the A Clockwork Orange treatment. Strapped his eyelids open and show him nothing but booties on booties on booties with Sit Mix-A-Lot playing until the thought of sniffing a butt makes him sick.

Or, they can just release him again, and we can meet back here in a year or two. Like I said, these clicks don't bait themselves.

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