I don't exactly understand what is going on in America which precludes people from acting like civilized human beings, but it's indicative of a nation in moral decline. This particular episode also manages to show off the obesity epidemic, as well. Both are issues that require immediate attention, but if we've already bought tickets to this sh*t show, I suppose there's no harm in laughing at it.

According to the fine people over at OutKick, this particular row occurred at a Dallas area Braum's. There's no telling what set off our two hefty homunculi, causing them to attack the staff, but if I were to guess, it might be that they didn't sell burgers large enough to quell their monstrously large hunger. Being too lazy to eat their fill one burger at a time, they flew into a rage... Or what rage they could muster because, well, they're fat.

If you listen close, it almost sounds like the big ol' b*tch is saying the dude is her son, which is entirely possible. But if this is true, I must add that she failed to raise her son properly. However, listening to her speak to the employees as they whoop her son makes as much evident.

It's a rather underwhelming fight. Frankly, it would have been funny to someone smack someone else in the face with a spatula or something. If we're going to have people acting like animals, at least make it animals out of a cartoon series. That being said, I suppose we should be glad our fatty friends didn't feel the need to pop a cap in a fry cook. It looks like everyone survived this fight, allowing them to go home and die of cardiac arrest or diabetes at some point.

I think I've made my point.

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