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Comedian Mocks the Gullible People Who Take the "Blue Pill"

Brodigan
May 20, 2020

Lots of talk about red pills and blue pills lately. Blame Tim Russert randomly choosing colors for states in the 2004 election. Also, blame the grossly overrated The Matrix franchise. If you recall from the film, taking the red pill would "free your mind" as it were, to what reality really was. Taking the blue pill allowed you to carry on as normal and believe the simulation of the Matrix. Elon Musk seems to have taken the "red pill" lately (see ELON MUSK DOUBLES DOWN: 'THIS IS FASCIST!' and ELON MUSK TRASHES POLITICIANS, URGES SHUTDOWN CRITIC DAVE PORTNOY TO RUN FOR OFFICE!). He's missing the opportunity to produce his only brand of chloroquine that comes in a red pill. Chloroqui-X. It can come in drink form too. Make a nice hydroxychloroquintini.

But what about the people who take the blue pill? My personal life coach JP Spears just released a video to show them an appropriate amount of love.

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Take the red pill and feel free to leave your house and make a living, while still looking after your loved ones who are among our most vulnerable (just don't leave them in a New York nursing home). Take a blue pill and sit locked in your house until you're raptured by the Flying Spaghetti Scientist in the Sky. The choice is yours.

Also, feel free to fight me in the comments over The Matrix being overrated. But in your heart, you know it's true.

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