Watch: Baseball fan's proposal goes hysterically wrong when he gets plowed into centerfield by security
To paraphrase western philosopher Kolby Cooper, diamond rings and cocaine are both one and the same 'cause you spend a whole month's paycheck on something you'll probably regret. Not sure if this dude regrets the diamond ring. Though he might regret the public proposal as he gets BODIED by security.
Proposal gone wrong at Dodger Stadium 💀 pic.twitter.com/qankLwE5sW
— maze (@Mazeaveli) March 31, 2023
Ricardo Juarez is the romantic fella here. It was opening day for Los Angeles Dodgers baseball (shout out Jen Van Laar). Juarez wanted to give his girlfriend a proposal she would never forget. Thankfully, they were Dodgers fans and not Mets fans, whose season is already over (shout out my sister).
Anddddddd @NjTank99 has found out about the Justin Verlander injury @StoolBaseballpic.twitter.com/tTI0tM6w9E
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 30, 2023
Ricardo lept the centerfield wall. He ran to centerfield, turned around, and got down on one knee. "Ramona, will you marry...oh f*ck."
It is unclear what the security guards were saying to Ricardo as they rubbed his face into the first. Safe to assume at least one of them was divorced and was telling the romantic Dodgers fan that prostitutes are cheaper in the long run. All while Ramona stands in the bleachers confused, awkward, and noticing way too many smartphones in her face.
It worked out for all involved. The DailyMail reports Ramona said yes to Ricardo's bold proposal before he was handcuffed.
Don't let anyone tell you love is dead. At least, not at a baseball game. At a hockey game maybe. But definitely not baseball.
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