Animal rights activists are the O.G.s of batsh*t crazy liberal protesters. Pro-abortion liberals have taken the top spot for craziest. Once they started advocating for abortion up to and including the baby coming out, it set the bar pretty high. But animal rights activists are competitors and still fight to reclaim the top spot. They have it out for Glen Taylor, the owner of the Minnesota Timberwolves, over his chicken farm. Yes, chickens. Not a cute animal like a puppy or a kitty. A delicious animal.

Twice last week, you saw a dingbat glue herself to the court and another chain herself to the net. This specimen dressed as a referee and went to fowl the owner and eject him from the game. Security was ready and plucked the activist before she knew what happened.

Protestor Runs Onto Court In The Middle Of Timberwolves And Grizzlies Game Courtside Reactionyoutu.be

Here's another angle, shot by the animal rights organization. They sent it out as a press release because they did NOT think they looked like the asshole.

This is a better and a much more hilarious angle. If you look to your right, you can see security with their eye on this crazy broad the entire time. They knew it was about to down. The minute she stood up, security dropped her and put her down like a calf about to be force-fed beer to make delicious veal.

The animal rights organization keeps clucking about Rembrandt Enterprises putting down 5.3 million birds after a bird flu outbreak. It's true. It was also overseen by the Iowa Department of Agriculture and Land Stewardship (IDALS).

The Timberwolves are tied 2-2 against the Memphis Grizzlies in a best of seven series. That gives activists at least two more opportunities to get their message across. I'm hoping for something that involves someone dressed in a chicken suit.

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