About two weeks ago, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson was on the Joe Rogan Experience—the same podcast that has the mainstream media shaking in their boots. During that interview, he briefly spoke about who he described as the most woke activist of all time. It’s worth giving that clip a second look for just a moment.

“If they release it, I think it will be a cultural moment because it was the point, at least in my life, where the politically correct argument reached an apogee that cannot be exceeded.”

Well, I wish I could say that Peterson had perhaps exaggerated just a little bit. I wish I could say that he embellished the absurdity of this woman’s tirade. But wishes don’t always come true, guys. No. Sometimes the world really is home to such incredible stupidity that it is, as Peterson said, “unsatirizable.”

For your enjoyment, here’s the wokest activist of all time!

“The assumption that the best protein comes from corpses is a racist belief. How do you know the animal would have picked you to feed off their corpse?”

“Your hamburger comes with a dose of misogyny.”

“Popular culture is full of references to sexy cows, sexy pigs, sexy chickens, sexy fishes who all just want to have fun.”

“Masculinity, a construct of the gender binary facing constant destabilization, feels always under threat, and eating animals is its protection racket.”

“White supremacists weaponized eating meat, eggs, and dairy, and the baiting of liberal men as so-called ‘soy-boys’ are all a part of the Neo-Nazi messaging.”

This woman’s rant may be worse than Peterson let on. There was a phrase we used quite a bit in the army: soup sandwich. I think it’s applicable here. Her argument is just spilling all over the place, overflowing with a litany of leftist buzzwords all stuffed into a giant word salad of incomprehensibility. It’s as if someone sat down as a computer, punched the entire lexicon of liberal phrases into a program, and told the AI to string everything together.

She’s a train wreck, a complete and utterly catastrophic train wreck. Not a single brain cell survived the flaming wreckage of convoluted logic. I’m actually surprised the density of wokeness in that single point wasn’t enough to create a spontaneously occurring black hole into which the entire galaxy would have been swallowed up.

Her full comments are available on YouTube. I’m afraid to watch it in its entirety. I happen to like my IQ as it sits presently. Watch at your own risk, y’all.

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