Insane Video Shows Cat Falling Off Rafters of Football Stadium, Gets SAVED by the American Flag
Here's something you don't see every day. College football fans taking a break from telling Joe Biden to have sexual intercourse with himself to save a cat. The cat was hanging from the rafters. The people below had an American flag. Gravity took over, and we see something that prior to yesterday I thought only happened in cartoons.
Well this may be the craziest thing I've seen at a college football game #HardRockCat pic.twitter.com/qfQgma23Xm
— Hollywood (@DannyWQAM) September 11, 2021
Seriously. You know the cartoon too. A building is on fire. Bugs Bunny or someone is yelling from a window for help. Firefighters run around with a trampoline trying to catch Bugs. Only instead of Bugs Bunny, it's an elephant or some other fatty and they crash through the trampoline. Thankfully for the four dudes with the flag, it was only cat. The fact they caught the cat with an American flag only made the thrilling event that much more awesome.
The best part was after saving the cat, seeing the dudebros hold the cat triumphantly over their heads like it was the Lombardi trophy. The crowd loved it. I don't think the cat did.
What I don't understand is how the cat wound up hanging by a claw for dear life. "Scaredy Cat" isn't just something you call nerds in grade school. Cats are known for being skittish. When my nephew comes over, five seconds after the sounds of footsteps are first detected, my cat hides under the nearest piece of furniture it can find. This cat was walking around a football stadium all nonchalant-like. Maybe the cat heard people chanting "F*ck Joe Biden" and wanted to join in. The cat hopped up on the railing. It confused the lid of someone's beer with a saucer of milk. Next thing you know, a record scratches and the cat is doing a voice-over, "you're probably wondering how I wound up in this position."
The cat survived. The dudes have a great story to tell. The rest of us get quality content. Nothing but winners all around.
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