Standard viral video disclaimers apply here. The origin of this video and the featured players are unknown. There could be some missing context that happened prior to when one of the dudes started recording. Also, this could just be an elaborate prank. At the end of the day, it's just nice to see a viral freakout that has nothing to do with masks. Not that those aren't fun as well. What I think happened is that two bros spotted something odd on someone's car. They tried signaling to the driver, eventually getting the driver to pull over. The driver approaches the bros in an "I'm a batsh*t crazy person" way. Bro #1 tries to explain to the driver. Bro #2 pulls out his iPhone for posterity's sake.

You may now press play.

Karen forgot to take the gas hose out of her car and drives away with it in...youtu.be

Cheese and crackers! You could have just said "thank you," Regina George.

More importantly, I know this has been done for comedic effect in fictional stories. It's a way to point out the character might be frazzled, if not a complete nincompoop. BUT WHO THE DEUCE ACTUALLY LEAVES A GAS STATION WITH THE PUMP STILL IN YOUR CAR? Like, obviously she used the self-pump lane. That requires stopping pumping and PUTTING THE PUMP BACK before asking for your receipt. This woman missed an entire step of a process that isn't complicated in the first place. Worse, she STILL didn't see the newly decapitated gas pump sticking out of her car as she rushed the two brochachos. They were just trying to help, crazy lady!

I at least would have admitted the mistake and my overreaction. I'd assume I was about to go viral. If nothing else I'd admit I acted like a chucklehead. Maybe do one of those dances from Fortnite where you do a jig holding up an "L" with your fingers. She should have just owned her L.

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