Watch: GOP governor tells Hollywood celebrity to kiss his dog's butt...then literally holds up his dog's butt
News broke that GOP West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin might be challenging Joe Manchin for the senate in 2024. It reminded me of the one and only time I heard the name "Jim Justice." It involves Better Midler and his dog's butt. And Justice holding up his dog's butt in reBUTTal (tee hee) to Midler and celebrities like her.
In January 2022, Gov. Jim Justice gave his state of the state address on Thursday. Where, with the help of his dog, illustrated what part of the dog Bette Midler and other haters could pucker up to. Just-- just watch the video.
“Absolutely too many people doubted us. They never believed in West Virginia. ... They told every bad joke in the world about us.”
Governor Jim Justice held up his bulldog and told Bette Midler to kiss "Babydog's" hiney.
— 7News DC (@7NewsDC) January 28, 2022
“They told every bad joke in the world about us. [...] Babydog tells Bette Midler and all those out there, kiss her hiney.”
You may find yourself wondering how we got here? What led to this man holding up this butt?
Our story begins with West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin. Manchin made the (albeit temporary) decision to stand with his constituents and NOT the half-a-commie, freak liberal activists trying to bully him into supporting Joe Biden's agenda. Manchin said that, no, what Biden wanted to do would not build anything back better. Biden's economic agenda went the way of Biden's senility and continence. The left did what the left does, accused West Virginians of all being illiterate rednecks. Bette Midler led the charge.
What #JoeManchin, who represents a population smaller than Brooklyn, has done to the rest of America, who wants to move forward, not backward, like his state, is horrible. He sold us out. He wants us all to be just like his state, West Virginia. Poor, illiterate and strung out.
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) December 20, 2021
Midler has since apologized to those who were offended by her tweet. It wasn't good enough for WV Gov. Justice. Which, if we're being honest, is a dope name for an elected official. It wasn't good enough for Babydog Justice, either. Hence, Babydog's hind parts are now a part of our national discourse.
If it were me, I would have said that if Babydog looked like Bette Midler, I'd shave Babydog's ass and teach her to walk backward. But Gov. Justice being an elected official needs to worry about decorum. He decided to go with the visual aid instead.
The irony of all this being is that since Bette lashed out at an entire state because Joe Manchin held a single political opinion she doesn't like, he has since completely sold out that state to the Democrat Party and Bill Gates. Hence there now being a Senator Justice in the near future.
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