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WATCH: Hillary Clinton and John Kerry Dance at an Indian Wedding
We here at LwC would like to apologize for ruining your productivity today. Because once you watch this video of Hillary "Madam Cankles" Clinton and John "Why the Long Face" Kerry, you'll be watching it over and over again. The two of them were caught dropping it like it's hot at a wedding in India. This is a simple case of so bad it's good, and maybe we're not that sorry after all.
Mukesh Ambani and family, who are known for their larger than life celebrations, have left no stone unturned to make the wedding of their daughter Isha Ambani unforgettable - a proof of which is the sheer grandeur during the celebrations with former US first lady Hillary Clinton in Udaipur.
Clinton, who arrived in Udaipur on Saturday, was seen quite excited for the celebrations as she danced to bhangra beats and Bollywood numbers with John Kerry, former US Secretary Of State...they can be seen grooving with SRK to hit Bollywood music like ‘Lets Nacho,’ ‘Abhi Toh party shuru hui hai,’ ‘Tune Marri Entry,’ ‘Jumme Ki Raat’ and many others. It was one of the major highlights of the star-studded night.
No word on how much it cost to have Hillary there. Or why Johnn Kerry was invited. Also no word on if Bill Clinton made the trip. Though if he did, the former president probably grabbed a few bridesmaids and found the nearest linen closet. These are the questions that need to be answered. What's the Indian translation for "You need to put some ice on your lip"?
Another question in need of answering: If you're the wedding host who has so much money you can buy and sell anyone, why do you celebrate your baby girl's big day by inviting Clinton and Kerry?
Justin Beiber. Ariana Grande. Nickelback. Yet you chose Hillary Clinton? WTF?