WATCH: Donald Trump is Ready to Treat Jim Acosta Like a Kindergartner
Speaking in an exclusive interview with FoxNews' Chris Wallace, Donald Trump was asked how he'd treat CNN's head douche, Jim Acosta, if Jim Acosta ever behaved again like Jim Acosta.
It's simple really. If you don't want to be treated like a child, don't act like a child. A concept largely missed by the press corps where it's practically Lord of the Flies.
So Trump is going to culturally appropriate a schoolmarm. If one student misbehaves, the whole class pays for it. With the intention of the entire class taking that one student out into the yard for atomic wedgies. If not all out leglocks where the student's head is squeezed between two thighs so other students might share special gasses with Acosta's face.
I'm not too upset about it.
Look, the main reason everyone hates Acosta is because Acosta makes everything about Acosta. Not the news. So if the press wants to do the press's job of asking the president questions, they should first put little Jimmy right in his place. Even if that place is between not pillows. Name that movie.
Now watch this week's show. Where we mock Acosta.