Beto O'Rourke, who lost his senate run for Texas and marked the loss by voluntarily treating his esophagus to a healthy helping of dirt, wants to take your scary black rifle. If you don't surrender your scary black rifle, He Who Swallows Soil will send Five-Oh to take it from you. Questioning the practicality of this measure, CNN babe Alisyn Camerota, who asked the Terrain Muncher how he plans on enforcing this law on those who don't care for laws. Specifically the criminals, like mass shooters. Watch as Beto wishes he was making himself home to a hearty pile of freshly turned over turf.

There's a strong case to be made that Beto O'Rourke is a true moron. A fine dunce. A spectacular specimen of stupid.

To be fair, though, Beto probably didn't expect pushback on his gun confiscation idea from CNN. That's because, as a moron, he failed to understand outright calling for gun confiscation is a giant no-no. Democrats hate the Second Amendment. They hate AR-15s. But they love getting elected. To be so transparent about what the Democrats really want, as Beto did with his "Imma take your guns whether you like it or not, you dumb hickwads" means now the left has to take Beto out.

Alisyn Camerota probably agrees no one should have an AR-15. But there are still thirty thousand Democrats running for president in efforts to topple the Orange One. If a Democrat foot soldier steps out of line and reveals the true agenda, he must be dealt with.

Sorry, Beto. But I predict your time is running out.

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