VIDEO: Cory Booker Compared to Another Bad Boy: George Costanza
Cory Booker's performance on Thursday was the stuff of legend (see Egg Meet Face: Cory Booker’s “Releasing of Classified Documents” a Giant Ruse and Three Times the Media Challenged Cory Booker’s Grandstanding). If the legend was unmercifully mocked for being a grandstanding doucheburrito with extra soy sriracha.
But Cory would prefer you think of him as a bad boy.
Booker is no Puff Daddy or Notorious BIG. He's no Mase. The Senator isn't even the Miami Sound Machine. Not even Hansen would have Cory. Not just because Booker hasn't any hair. But because Booker has all the coolness of steaming horse manure. Freshly squeezed for your pleasure.
But Booker is best compared to another "bad boy" of sitcom lore. As the folks from the Washington Free Beacon pointed out. Enjoy:
.@CoryBooker: I've never been the bad boy. https://t.co/ZAsvK3tcnj— Free Beacon (@Free Beacon)1536325757.0
If you'll allow us one dissent, Frasier Crane was the bad boy long before Cory Booker. Behold his dangerous ways:
Today starts day four of the Brett Kavanaugh hearings. Cory Booker sucked up all the "look at me look at me, I'm running for president" energy in the room. While managing to embarrass every single Democrat whoever voted down the ticket. Will today bring a return performance? Or will Kamala Harris step up as we all know she can?
Since we brought her up, could someone mention the Selective Service to her next time she tries the abortion talking point?
For now, let's laugh at another self-professed "bad boy."