Some people are born to greatness. Other people must work for greatness. People like Cory Booker spell it “gratenus” in crayon for mommy to stick on the fridge. Cory “Spirit Fingers” Booker made a fartmaker of himself this morning while trying to break away from the other Democrat 2020 contenders. He martyred himself in the releasing of “classified” documents on Brett Kavanaugh. Just to show us how much he gosh darn cares about principles.
Firstly, the documents were emails which only proved Brett Kavanaugh doesn’t like racism.
“We were surprised to learn about Senator Booker’s histrionics this morning because we had already told him he could use the documents publicly,” said Bill Burck, the George W. Bush lawyer who led the review of Kavanaugh’s records related to his time as a White House staff secretary, in a statement to The Washington Post.
Wait because it gets even better.
“We cleared the documents last night shortly after Senator Booker’s staff asked us to,” said Burck. “In fact, we said yes to every request made by the Senate Democrats to make documents public.”
Meaning before Cory “Jazz Hands” Booker made a stink about releasing classified records, he first asked permission to release the documents he’d later call classified to out-virtue-signal the other 2020 contenders.
In conclusion, Cory Booker will replace both Jeff Daniels and Jim Carey in the reboot of Dumb, Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, You So Dumb.
Someone hand Cory Booker a nappy to wipe all that egg off his stupid face.