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On Thursday, Tucker Carlson dropped X with his Alex Jones interview. It was over an hour and a half, and there was a lot to choose from to discuss. 9/11. The Deep State. Joe Biden drugged up and wandering around the White House nekkid. But top of the list is Tucker and Alex throwing back a few cocktails and pranking calling Brian Stelter.

I need to have a word with Tucker's people about remembering to do it for the content. How anyone lets Alex and Tucker prank call our favorite genderless potato head after a few bourbons and NOT secretly record it for the interwebs, you don't even deserve to have an interwebs.

My favorite part of the video is what it implies. When Tucker was surprised by how "syrupy sweet" Tater was with Alex, I think Jones pranks him on the regular. It's what any of us would do if we had his number.

Jones is a straight-up savage.

STELTER: Alex, I didn't know you had a show.

ALEX: Of course I do. You're the one who doesn't have a show.

ALEX: You're off TV now, but you were a real star. I mean, not on CNN, but on MY show.

As a matter of fact, we have a clip of Brian Stelter in his role as the official InfoWars Ingénue.

It's a shame Tucker didn't get on the phone because he's never been without thoughts on corporate media's most useless pile of bones and cheesecake. Tucker once referred to Stelter as "a fat but active man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms--one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the thought police, the stability of the Party depended."

I mean, he was quoting Orwell's 1984 and the description of the Ministry of Truth's spokesman. But it's an apt comparison.

The question remaining is who should a buzzed Alex and Tucker prank call next. I'm thinking Chris Cuomo.

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