LOL: Wimpy College Socialists Have Started a 'Fight Club'...to Battle 'Fascists'!
There are days where I enjoy moderate to high levels of job satisfaction. It comes with the territory of being paid to mock leftists. But then there are days when a friend tells me about a liberal fight club run by a group calling themselves "Knights for Socialism." Who else thought...
Also, the first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club. I rather think posting a notice on Facebook about how liberals are going to go all Tyler Durden on themselves is a direct violation of that rule. Someone throw the book at their faces.
The second rule is you don't talk about Fight Club. But the thought of pantywaist ninnies engaging in slap boxing just gives me the fuzzies.
Because of how violent "Trump Supporters" have gotten - minus all the hoaxes covering how violent Trump supporters have gotten - (see HATE CRIME HOAX: Mississippi Church Member Charged in ‘Vote Trump’ Arson and ANOTHER HOAX? Student Admits to Nazi ‘Hate Crime’ Blamed on Trump Supporters and much more) - the Knights for Socialism are there for you.
"In response to the record number of hate crimes against Latinxs, Immigrants, Muslims, Women, the LGBTQIA+ community, Jews, African Americans and other minorities since the rise of Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis, Knights for Socialism has decided to host a series of self-defense clinics for anyone that wants to learn how to BASH THE FASH," the event's Facebook page reads. "For our first seminar, a local amateur boxer will teach us the basics of hand to hand combat. Following his instruction, we will all have the opportunity to face off against one another and practice what we've learned."
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Actually, we have clip from the first training station.
Wait, that's not it. Hang on, I know it's here somewhere...
Wait... I think that's from the movie. But close enough.
Lemme be perfectly clear: this is a post of pure mockery. We are not upset or outraged that the Knights of Socialism (LOL!) are having a little gender-neutral scrum. Conservatives can't join. Big deal. Conservatives are rather busy with their lives, their families, their social engagements with people who practice daily hygiene to be miffed about being disinvited from the Knights of Self-punchage. Also, conservatives have jobs. And guns. Lots and lots of guns. Self-defense: we have it covered. But thanks!
It's important for us not to lose our sense of humor and act like liberals (see DailyMail Finds ‘Dirt’ on Neil Gorsuch, Gets Trolled Hard) as we continue to make fun of liberals. So whenever a leftist outfit is going to be totes serious about starting a fight club, we're going to laugh until we pee.
Plus, this part from the event page...
Ladies: The Commander in thief is a sexual predator and rapist. He has normalised sexual assault and it is expected that sexual violence against women is going to skyrocket in the next 12 months. Please join us!
C'mon! That's totally bros looking to pick up chicks. With scare tactics. Also, pro-tip to these socialist bros: women tend to favor men who aren't complete pansy-ass dweebs who need to start a fight club at all. If you're looking to score with the ladies, I recommend a pull-up competition. Of course the attendance for the first event is probably rather slim.
Leftists have turned into the PC University from South Park.