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The Muslims are continuing their full-court press into Texas. This time, they’re taking over a water park, because if one thing screams Muslim to me, it’s water slides. Last night, a bunch of one-percenters detached from reality got together unironically to buy overpriced food and be gawked at by plebeians. Also, the Met Gala happened. Spencer Pratt, reality show villain, is running for mayor of Los Angeles, and he might have a chance. At least, he’d be better than the other candidates on the ballot.

MET GALA HIGHLIGHTS

• The annual event to raise money for the Met was sponsored by Jeff Bezos.
• BILLBOARD: Sam Smith Wears Custom Look by Their Partner, Designer Christian Cowan, to the 2026 Met Gala
• "Aariana Rose Philip refuses to be defined"
• "First Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy..."
• Heidi Klum arrived wearing this white costume
• "Even the detailing on Klum’s faced created a deceptively veiled appearance"
• PEOPLE: Lena Dunham Sparkles in Over-the-Top Sequin Dress at 2026 Met Gala
• Who is Judith Beheading Holofernes?
• Lena Dunham suffering montage:
  • TODAY: What is Ehlers-Danlos syndrome? Lena Dunham reveals diagnosis
  • TODAY: Lena Dunham Says Getting a Hysterectomy at 31 Wasn't a Choice: 'In Pain 24 Hours a Day'
  • INDEPENDENT: Lena Dunham opens up about suffering from chronic pain condition fibromyalgia
  • STYLIST: Lena Dunham reveals the long-lasting effects coronavirus has had on her body
  • VOGUE: Nine Takeaways From Lena Dunham’s Famesick
  • PT: Lena Dunham's Representations of Mental Illness
  • SELF: Lena Dunham Says She's 6 Months Sober After Years of 'Misusing' Her Anti-Anxiety Medication
  • NYT: In ‘Famesick,’ Lena Dunham Diagnoses Celebrity, Illness and Herself
  • EW: She’s in treatment for PTSD

PALISADES TERRORISM

• NYT: “L.A. Fires Show Limits of America’s Efforts to Cope With Climate Change”
• NPR: “Here's how climate change fueled the Los Angeles fires”
• NAT GEO: Climate change made the L.A. wildfires 35 percent more likely”
• NYP: Alleged Palisades arsonist became ‘fixated’ with Luigi Mangione, said blaze started ‘out of resentment of the rich’
• What Americans really think about political violence

SPENCER PRATT FOR MAYOR?

• TIME: Salami Tactics
• MP: China’s ‘Salami-Slicing’ Strategy
• 72,195 homeless in Los Angeles County. 66% unsheltered
• The city has a $1B budget deficit
• Only 11% of households can afford a median-sized home.
• KAREN BASS
  • CAL: LA Mayor Karen Bass deflects blame, adds insult to injury for wildfire victims
  • UCLA: LA residents’ satisfaction with quality of life at all-time low in year 11 of UCLA survey
• NITHYA RAMAN
  • NYP: Nithya Raman’s socialism could drag LA back to Marxist 19th century
  • POLITICO: New mayoral challenger in Los Angeles draws Mamdani comparisons
  • Nithya for the City
  • LAT: Nithya Raman declared ‘Defund the police.’ Now she says L.A. shouldn’t lose more cops
• POLITICO: This LA mayoral candidate’s climate plan starts with housing
• SPENCER PRATT
  • Spencer Pratt for Mayor
  • OUR WEEKLY: Reality tv star Pratt leads, Raman, Bass follows
  • FOX NEWS: Jeanie Buss makes max donation to Spencer Pratt LA mayoral campaign
• POLLS
  • UCLA
  • KALSHI

ISLAMIFICATION OF TEXAS

• Clickbait fake AI images are not necessary or helpful
• "This Weekend at Costco in Frisco, TX"
• 74% more mosques in America since 2000
• List of Mosques in Texas
• TRIBUNE: For the first time, Texas voters send Muslims and openly gay Black men to Legislature
  • Rep. Lalani, Suleman
  • Rep. Bhojani, Salman
• KERA: North Texas mosque's EPIC City project gets a new name
• Attor­ney Gen­er­al Ken Pax­ton Sues EPIC City Affil­i­ates for Vio­lat­ing the Texas Open Meet­ings Act
• NYP: ‘Muslim only’ event at taxpayer-funded Texas waterpark gets major splash back:
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