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August 13, 2023
Watch: New "Snow White" brags the Prince could get cut from the movie because apparently, Disney hasn't bled enough cash
Disney announced it has lost another ten million subscribers to its streaming channel, marking the THIRD quarter the company has seen massive losses. In a related story, the actress who is playing the new Snow White can't stop herself from sh*ting all over one of their most iconic properties.
Last we heard from Rachel Zeigler, she was whining about how old and out of touch the original movie was, even though it has made millions of people happy for three-quarters of a century. Now, she's got beef with the prince.
"There's a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her. So, we didn't do that this time. It's really not about the love story at all, which is really, really wonderful ... All of Andrew's (Burnap, the Prince) scenes could get cut.
The clips coming out now aren't new, some are at least a year old. There is a belief this is deliberate. The movie is a holdover from the Bob Chapek era. Chapek is former CEO who went to war with GOP presidential candidate Ron DeSantis and lost. Like all of the movies that have gone broke for going woke that were produced under his watch, producers know Snow White is going to be a disaster and this is them getting ahead of it. It would explain why they originally said those photos of the seven mystical creatures were fake. No one in the new regime believed Disney would do something so stupid.
Everyone knows what happens next. Ziegler's PR team picks out a few tweets of people leaving mean comments on social media and claims she's being bullied. The studio then tries to use that to promote the movie. Even though the hatred over how much Zeigler hates Snow White is bipartisan.
And look, I'm not the one who will be losing money on this. Neither niece is going to drag me to it. I'll stop caring as soon as I press the publish button on this post. But I have to ask, what's the point? If you are going to take a movie people have loved for generations and change EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, why bother?
If you want a woke, feminist fairytale, create new content. You can still call the character Snow White. "Snow" can be a nickname for how she blows away the patriarchy. And the seven dwarves can be seven short kings she's competing against for a vice president of marketing job at Bud Light.
Again, this is Disney's investor's money to set on fire. It affects me zero other than for cheap content. But still, I just don't get the point.
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