Well if this isn't the freakiest thing I've seen since the last freakiest thing I ever saw. A gay man's transman boyfriend is pregnant with their child. They live in an old bus and are here to tell you their story of true love. If only Nora Ephron were alive to pen the screenplay. To be clear, this is the video equivalent of stepping in something squishy and checking to make sure it is, in fact, smelly dog shit. You have to look. You know you're going to look.

Boyfriends Stephen and Wyley met on the gay dating app 'Grindr' - and now one of them is pregnant! This unconventional love story features in the next episode of Extreme Love, airing Friday 4th 10|9c only on WE tv

Did you catch the narrator: "Getting pregnant isn't what most men experience"? Right. Because real men can't get pregnant, sweetie.

As a straight woman, I'm no expert on gay love-making. But I do know where babies come from. In order for a woman to get pregnant, sperm needs to enter the ovum. In order for sperm to enter the ovum, sperm must first be inside the woman's reproductive system. It typically gets there via a penis playing a game of in and out with the vagina. A man's penis. A woman's vagina.

I'm sorry if that's crude but you just watched a video where a transman said he's having a baby with his gay boyfriend. Let's not pretend you're sitting on a pure white moral high horse regards the language of love.

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Anyway, gay men typically don't enjoy straight sex. If they did, they wouldn't be gay. I'm just going by the rules as established in my LGBTQ decoder book. Granted it's from 2018, but still. Men who are gay usually don't put their mushroom-capped giggle stick into a front hole. You feel me?

Babies come from straight sex, wherein there are two different genitals at play. Essentially what we have above is the regular American love story, served with a steaming pile of reaching for a sharp object with which to gouge out the eyes. A man and a woman got it on as men and women do, and nine months later a baby will come sliding out of mom's birth canal.

Men and women are men and women and men and women make babies. Men do not get pregnant. Women do not have penises. And this baby will, by my prediction, be seven colors of f*cked up. Like whoa.

So 2019 is going to be just as bizarre as 2018. Thanks again, Sweet Meteor of Death. Related: Mother Jailed After Marrying Her Son. AND Daughter and Mother and Biological Son Are Lovers. Leftists Defend Them.

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