Communist China is rewriting classic Hollywood movies as movie producers take their communist money. We expose how far it goes. Also, a truck full of monkeys might be causing another pandemic. And 217-year-old Cher has a work out video for some reason.

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MONKEY CRASH!

All monkeys are now accounted for following a crash in Pennsylvania. SOURCE: NBC

• Crates of monkeys were scattered across Route 54 following the crash.
• Of the 100 monkeys on board, 3 had initially escaped.
• What is more concerning though is a woman stopped to help the truck driver and ended up touching one of the Macaques.
• The woman apparently thought the monkeys were… cats? SOURCE: Twitter
• She ended up having to go to the emergency room after developing pink-eye and a cough. SOURCE: DailyMail
• Sadly, three monkeys had to be euthanized.

FAUCI LIKES HIS MONKEYS

• Did you know that Morgan Island in South Carolina has been nicknamed "Monkey Island" because it’s full of monkeys? SOURCE: WhiteCoatWaste
• All of the monkeys on the island are owned by the NIH and are subjected to Fauci experiments. SOURCE: Twitter
• Fauci also made a different group of lab monkeys trans AND gave them AIDS! For “science.” SOURCE: FoxNews

CHINA EDITED FIGHT CLUB

• Chinese streaming platform Tencent Video has released Fight Club, but gave it a slightly different ending…
  • Instead of Tyler Durden killing his alter-ego, China’s version ends like this. SOURCE: Twitter
  • That last slide reads: SOURCE: Twitter
    • “Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.”
    • “After the trial, Tyler was sent to a lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from treatment in 2012.”
• And this isn’t even the FIRST time China has revised Hollywood!
  • In Iron Man, RDJ did a WHOLE new scene to be saved by a Chinese doctor. SOURCE: YouTube
  • In Oscar-Winning Bohemian Rhapsody, Freddie’s NOT GAY! SOURCE: CNN

MISC.

• Pfizer has started clinical trials for a new vaccine to combat the Omicron variant! Yay! SOURCE: ABC7
• CHER is 75 years old and says she’s looking good and finally ready to share her fitness regimen with the world. SOURCE: Today

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