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May 16, 2022
Eye-Bleach Warning: Madonna Makes NFT of Her LadyBits
If there’s anything that makes less sense than cryptocurrency, it’s NFTs. NFT stands for non-fungible token, which is a fancy way of saying it’s a digital image of some sort. People would like stupid people to believe it’s like a piece of fine art, but most NFTs look like clipart. It doesn’t stop a bunch of people from paying big bucks for them.
And now, Madonna is hoping to capitalize on the NFT fad as a way of getting the attention she needs to survive. Madonna is nothing if not an aged, attention-seeking goblin, and her newly developed NFTs only prove it.
In a post to Instagram, Madonna discussed the development of her new NFTs with the developer of the videos—who I can only imagine is just as mentally deranged for even agreeing to aid in this project—and viewer beware, it’s pretty disturbing.
EYE-BLEACH WARNING: Madonna Makes NFT of Her [REDACTED] | Louder With Crowderyoutu.be
The New York Post describes the images as “a 3-D-animated version of herself completely nude, spread-eagle and giving birth to centipedes and full-size trees” as “Just My Love” plays in the background.
I don’t think the description quite does it justice, though. If you’re feeling brave—and you haven’t eaten in a few hours—you can try to make it through the videos here. I will admit, I couldn’t do it.
I don’t think the Pope would approve of this stunt, either. However, I don’t believe we’ll be getting a statement from him anytime soon.
Madonna hasn’t been relevant for how long? And her desperate attempts to shock people into giving her attention are only getting more disgusting and sadder as she gets older. Aging with grace is definitely not in her 5-year plan, and I don’t even want to think about what she’ll do if she doesn’t get enough attention after this.
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