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January 09, 2024
Watch: Serial Car Thief Arrested After Breaking Into Car And Getting Blasted With Fart Cannon That Sprays Pink Glitter
Pretty much everyone in the entire world knows that progressives have destroyed what was once called The Paris of the West. Getting robbed has essentially become a right of passage and occurs at rates the third world could not even dream of. Since theft has subsequently become de facto legal, law-abiding citizens have taken matters into their hands.
One Youtuber got pretty creative and lured suspects with a handmade fart spray cannon that poured out pink glitter.
"We have new information about the viral video released last month, pranking San Francisco's car burglars. One of the men caught on hidden camera got arrested by police that same day and was charged with breaking into three cars in a separate incident. I-Team reporter Dan Noyes worked on that viral video with YouTube star Mark Rober and has continued to follow leads. In this case, he ran the guy's plates. Turns out, he used his own car driving to various break-ins, and we found his two criminal cases now underway that raise questions about how well the courts address these crimes.
Former NASA engineer Mark Rober set a trap for San Francisco's car burglars. Twenty-five times over eight months, hidden cameras caught them in the act. Once they absconded with Mark's backpack, it shot out glitter and a foul-smelling spray. And it started a countdown that made the thieves toss the bag. Rober even outfitted one car with bulletproof glass, just for the fun of seeing their frustration."
The alleged burglar is suspected of being a serial thief who breaks into cars like it's his 9-5. More often than not, criminals will use stolen license plates. But this man either forgot that part of this conspiracy or was just too stupid to function in that "thug life."
San Francisco break-in suspect seen in viral bait car video arrested - EXCLUSIVEwww.youtube.com
"Once I ran his plate and found his information, I checked San Francisco Superior Court records. Get this. After he failed to appear in a car burglary case from July, a judge issued a $35,000 bench warrant for Augustine's arrest. The charges? Second Degree Burglary of Vehicle and Possession of Burglar Tools - what's meant to be a legitimate car escape tool."
Wow, no surprise here. They let out the suspected burglar for charges related to another suspect burglary and he committed more burglary. Wow. Who could have assumed that criminals will continue to commit more crimes if they are not punished?
We are not dealing with the brightest people in San Fransico. That goes for both woke judges and criminal thugs. For someone to claim that incarceration does not deter burglaries or crime would make you too stupid to function. You would have to be so incredibly incompetent that you could not even brush your teeth without assistance. And that is exactly the sort of people we dealing with when it comes to San Fransico.
This is the incredibly smart judge who let the serial burglar out and dropped his bench warrant.
That is probably her thinking face.
"In his criminal complaint, prosecutors cited three 'circumstances in aggravatio,' 'great monetary value,' 'violent conduct which indicates a serious danger to society' and 'prior convictions.'
But, in a hearing on Oct. 9, Judge Loretta Giorgi described the case, 'Looks like it would be easily settle-able.' She dropped the bench warrant and allowed Augustine to leave on his own recognizance. "
I just can't deal with this level of absurdity. When you make claims like this, it is really hard to determine if that person is extremely incompetent, painfully stupid, or pure evil. But that is The City by the Bay for you. And sadly, we should only expect more of the same.
Homeless Pirates PLUNDER San Francisco!www.youtube.com