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Why Everything About Sarah Silverman's "Vote for Bernie" Video is Wrong...
Sarah Silverman, the once funny comedian who's now just a political shill. She's as humorous as the Democrat candidates are youthful. Silverman has already admitted she's modified her humor to be more PC, but here she is being seriously unfunny while promoting her dreamboat candidate, the illustrious Bernie Sanders. If you have friends standing by, start a pool to see who can make it through this video the longest without punching things.
3, 2, 1...go!
Okay, first, let's take a moment to note that yet another gal of the leftist persuasion is not boarding the Sinking Ship Hillary (read Leftists Susan Sarandon Skewers Hillary: 'What Has She Done?'). Have to admit it's great to see leftists abandoning Hillary. She's a lying sack of crap who's had too much power for too long. So let's revel for a second.
Now let's talk about what a flaming hypocrite Bernie Sanders is, shall we? He pays his male staffers more than his female staffers. Which means the gender pay gap, while a statistical myth, somehow manages to be real in his office. He's funneled campaign funds to family members. Sure, everyone pays their family members who work in the campaign. But if you're always banging on about special interests and equality, this is a problem. Especially how much money he paid them.
But Bernie Sanders loves the middle class! He's not one of those cronies who loves big businesses! Well... except his leftist policies and his benefactors in Big Labor are what killed Detroit, a once great city which is now a cesspool of leftist policies which killed it. Also, the middle class will pay more. Over $5000 more in annual taxes under Bernie's proposed plan.
Also, the whole notion that Bernie isn't being funded by big business? LOL at you, Sarah Silverman, and any other borderline, functionally retarded morons who lack the finger dexterity to type "Bernie Sanders donors" into this super nifty device called "Google." Here, try it. Because it turns out, Bernie Sanders has MAJOR donors from big labor unions. Here are some of his donors:
Ouch. Reality is a witch with a B, ain't it? Also, unions in general are just money-laundering schemes for the Democrat party.
I also saved you the trouble of Googling "Big business donors to Bernie Sanders" and found this:
Okay? He's taking money from everyone. He's a politician. THEY DO THAT. And you know what? I don't care. PACs can give money to whomever they want. But for Sanders to parade around and tell everyone he's as pure as the wind-driven snow-white hair of his, that's where we have a problem.
I can hear you already, it's INTENTIONS that matter. You're an idiot for thinking such a thing, by the way. But let's go with it for a second. Bernie Sanders says he loves the middle class, but doesn't put his money where his mouth is (read IRONY ALRET: Bernie Sanders is One Cheap Tipper). He's also lying through his yellow teeth to you about his plans. Yes, there's the glaring math discrepancy, which even WaPo and HuffPo admit is a problem.
Bernie Sanders: He's old. He lies. He's a hypocrite. He's just your run-of-the-mill leftist who's fooled his masses into thinking he's fresh.
Before you spout off "BUT DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM blah blah" nonsense, don't. I'm ten steps and 50 IQ points ahead of you there. Here, learn something for a change.