Sarah Sanders Personally Serves Pie to a Skeptical Reporter...
Leftists are always making a scene over complete non-issues. Entire news cycles have revolved around Kellyanne Conway's feet on couches and Trump's "disrespectful" fish-feeding methods. Then, there's the latest: #Piegate.
It all started when White House Press Secretary and perpetual leftist butt-kicker, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, shared a photo of a pie she had just finished baking.
I️ dont cook much these days, but managed this Chocolate Pecan Pie for Thanksgiving at the family farm! https://t.co/rO8nFxtly7— Kayleigh McEnany (@Kayleigh McEnany)1511466010.0
Crispy golden crust and a sugary gelatinous core, topped-off with delightful pecans. My stomach yearns for its tasty goodness just describing it. But, every party needs a pooper and, in this case, that pooper is reporter April Ryan. She thinks Sanders is a lying liar who lies about things.
I am not trying to be funny but folks are already saying #piegate and #fakepie Show it to us on the table with fo… https://t.co/Aj2uQSbs6h— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan)1511542481.0
This led to a drawn-out pie-centered feud that left tensions high and mouths watering. The feud culminated on Thursday with this on-air call-out from Sanders to Ryan.
Then, out came the delicious sugary discs to be partaken of by all.
Somebody just got served. Literally! There April Ryan is, loser of the feud. With live in-the-crust evidence of her wrongness in her hands. Yet, she has a smile on her face. Such are the magical powers of pie. A triangular slice of that dibeetus-inducing tastiness can make even the angriest man smile.
Maybe pie is the secret weapon to ease all tensions in the world. It's worth a shot isn't it? Instead of dropping MOABs on North Korea, our bombers can drop various baked confections. Little Kim looks like he's a fan of pie. Judging from his Pillsbury Doughboy-like build.
Once again, the fake news media crumbles like pie-crust in the face of facts. The big lesson in all of this? Think before you sling accusations, lest your foot enter your mouth, along with a spoonful of tasty pecan goodness.