In the olden days, liberals wouldn't trust Big Pharmaceutical companies turning out record profits by working with the government. Way back in 2020, when Donald Trump was president, the left would never have trusted government mandates to take regular jabs from drug companies with less than a year's worth of research. However, there are people in this country who have pledged their life to Anthony Fauci, and Fauci says, "'the science' says so." As comedian Ryan Long illustrates, it's Pfizer shots all around!

I hate Big Pharma EXCEPT for Pfizeryoutu.be

"What an ethical company does is take money from the government to make the product, have the government force people to buy the product, get the government to pay for your commercials, then print money to subsidize it. If you asked me a couple of years ago I wouldn't have thought I'd be wearing a big pharmaceutical company's t-shirt. Pfizer is just different."

Ah, yes. Different.

• 2009: $2.3B for off-label or unapproved promotion of medical products
• 2009: $331M for bribery and kickbacks
• 2012: $55M for drug or equipment safety violation
• 2013: $490M Unapproved promotion of medical products
• 2013: $257M Unapproved promotion of medical products
• 2016: $784M for False Claims Act
• 2016: $371M for False Claims Act
• 2019: $41M for False Claims Act

Though I do have to fact-check Mr. Long on one part. The government isn't forcing people to BUY Pfizer's product. The government is forcing people to TAKE Pfizer's product. Or the government strongly encourages you to take Pfizer's product by making life difficult for you if you don't. In the before times--2019 or so--we wouldn't need to fact-check satire. But it's 2021, and both Facebook and the CDC don't think you know better. Plus, Pfizer's CEO wants to make it criminal to spread what he calls "misinformation." Why take the risk?

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