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July 27, 2023
David Hogg sticks his head out for a Mitch McConnell tweet, gets run over by Roseanne Barr
I don't know about you, but I'm enjoying a more active Roseanne Barr on Twitter. Former child star David Hogg may not. You may remember him as the Democrat Party poster child for whatever their issue was that week. Then he graduated high school and got tossed aside like yesterday's Greta Thunberg.
Let's start with the scary Mitch McConnell video from Wednesday. Our man Cocaine Mitch looked like he had a stroke at a press conference.
Left and right don't agree on many issues. One of the few where there is common ground is that way too many elected officials are too f*cking old to be elected officials. You shouldn't be allowed to hold office if you're in your 70s, let alone your 80s and 90s. Selfish staffers keep propping their bosses up so they don't have to look for a new job and count on an unengaged electorate to do the rest.
Hoggy thought now would be a good time to remind us how he has derp for brains, claiming the McConnell episode is yet another ever of a -- wait for it -- right-wing corporate media protecting McConnell.
The media does nothing but make excuses for Biden's age, or report that Republicans are seizing on him being old AF. And on the off chance they report Biden's age could be a liability, their sources are either Hamala Karris or Navin Gewsom talking through a styrofoam cup on a pay phone.
Roseanne saw the tweet, though she didn't attack him like we normally would here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website. She was very complimentary of Hogg. "This tweet should be in the Smithsonian," Barr declared. "There has never been a more democrat post in history. The lack of awareness, the lack of shame, the double standard, the absolute insanity and soy-induced frail boy bitchiness."
She then called the tweet "amazing" and gave it a perfect 10/10 score.
If there is but one regret about this exchange is that it didn't take place before a live studio audience. A sitcom where Roseanne is raising a progressive twat like David Hogg would be laugh-out-loud funny. Andrew "Dice" Clay can play the dad.
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